Monday, February 4, 2013

E-mail of the Week!

Aaron ask this about our DOT Flat black beanie skull cap:

Hey I was wondering how big the padding is on this helmet. I'm looking for a DOT helmet that isn't super fat, something low profile. Is this helmet like most other DOT helmets that look huge on your head? Is there anyway you might be able to send a few more pictures of it? Thanks for your time.

Our answer....Because he obviously did not read our honest description.

Funny you ask for a small looking DOT motorcycle helmet because  I am looking for
1. A politician that does not lie
2. Unicorns
3. Free lunch
4. A really good light beer
5. Leprechauns
6. Honest Lawyers
7. Cure for Cancer
8. The Tooth Fairy
9. Bigfoot
10. Cheap Gas
11. Gold at the End of the Rainbow
12. World Peace
13.  Words that rhyme with Scalp and Orange
14. A cop when you need one
15. A wife who laughs at my jokes

Unfortunately, the items I want don't exist and the item you want does not exist either.  They do not (no matter what the internet says) make a true DOT helmet that does not look like a mushroom on your head.  The helmets you see that look good (like on OCC and Sons of Anarchy) are all novelty helmets.  

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