Wednesday, April 17, 2013

New Motorcycle Helmet Stickers Are Here!!!!!!!!!

Our new motorcycle helmet stickers are hot off the press and ready to ship.  Please view our list below, they link to the helmet stickers.

You had me at Merlot
In dog beers, I've only had one
I love me some me
Mr. T pities you
Oral sex is always a great last minute gift idea
Thank you and your vagina too
I know I have a vagina....But I’m going to need you to suck my dick
I mentally murder people I don’t like
I get paid to watch clown porn
I’m plotting your murder as we speak
Any hole is a goal
Fuckin Cops
That is Mr. Smart Ass to you
Your bike sounds like my cat
Yes I am a bitch, just not yours
Don’t start shit if you don’t want no shit
Hope karma slaps you in the face before I do
Do your kids a favor - Don’t have any
Ask me about my ADHD, or dogs, or pie, oh I saw a rock, hi
My name? My name is go fuck yourself
I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking
Being single SUCKS. The only thing I get to do is whatever the fuck I want
I used to think you took my breath away, but then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit
Open your mouth or I’ll shoot your eye out
If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason
Blah, blah, blah. Good point but fuck You anyway
I wouldn’t Have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity
I’m no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you’re in prison
I don’t often use the metric system... But when I do I’m buying drugs
Balls to the Wall
Wet T-Shirt Time!!!!!!
I know you think you're interesting cuz you have an accent...but a drunken slur isn't an accent
I just had a near-work experience
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore...a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband
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