Sunday, October 20, 2013

Skull face masks

Say what you will about Iron Horse Helmets, but you can't fault our ability to pander. So when we noticed that our skull face masks have been selling like gangbusters lately, we thought "MOAR BONY SKULLS!"

We are therefore thrilled to announce that, starting today, we will only sell designs that feature cute, bony members of the human family. We're calling it "Skull.Ironhorsehelmets," and it's going to revolutionize the way the world shops for skull masks online.

Hey hey, hey -- where are you going? We're still going to sell your favorite funny, pop-culture designs! They will just feature a SKULL Doctor Who and a Bone Captain Picard instead of those boring ol' horses.

What's that? Zan has started selling badger masks? BLAST IT. They're always one step ahead.

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