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We decided to plug our website into the meter. This is what we put in:
After six years in the Marine Corps, I knew one thing; I was positive that I wanted to be self-employed. Now instead of taking orders from superior officers I am taking orders from my growing customer base and shipping helmets every day.
Iron Horse Helmets supplies a great variety of high-quality motorcycle helmets and is true to its motto...
"It's Not Just Your Helmet, It's Your Image!"
Our comprehensive range of helmets allows us to offer our clients the best possible service at competitive prices. From our long experience in the helmet trade, Iron Horse Helmets can offer expertise and, in many cases, informed advice in the helmet-buying decision. By dedicating ourselves to the needs of the individual helmet buyer, we have developed an understanding and ability to support all levels of business, nationally and internationally.
Iron Horse Helmets close relationship with our suppliers assists us in presenting prompt service at economic prices. We are able to service customers in over forty countries delivering urgent orders within a few working days.
Following our recent move to larger warehousing premises we are able to hold significant stocks of our broad based inventory. Our base in Birmingham, Alabama, is ideally situated to supply our customers throughout the United States and internationally.
A family firm, in the best sense of the word, Iron Horse Helmets has the aim of serving the "true" motorcycle rider. We have grown through dedication to this aim and by applying the same principles to our ever-widening client base.
Personal callers are (almost) always guaranteed a warm welcome.
Here it is after the Bullshit meter: