Monday, February 29, 2016

I don't Fear Death Death is Inevitable I just hope once I am dead and buried I don't Vote Democrat shirt

i-don-t-fear-death-death-is-inevitable-i-just-hope-once-i-am-dead-and-buried-i-don-t-vote-democrat-shirt.jpgNot afraid to express yourself? Good, our Tees got attitude and something to say. Make a statement or make 'em laugh with T-shirts from Iron Horse Helmets. Got a great idea for the next Iron Horse Helmet T-shirt, send it to us - we won't give ya nothing for it, but we might use it and will be sure to take all the credit for it.

These tee shirts are available in eight different colors and seven (got that, SEVEN) sizes. Yes, we realize that some of you are no longer a fit and trim size 44 chest, so we're offering our awesome shirts in sizes up to triple XL. Choose your color, choose your size, choose your quantity. I don't Fear Death Death is Inevitable I just hope once I am dead and buried I don't Vote Democrat is boldly printed across the front or back of the tee....You can choose at checkout.

Our direct to garment printed biker t-shirts are priced low enough that you could have a fresh one for every day of the every day of the week!


Saturday, February 27, 2016

Vintage Flag Neoprene Face Mask

It's that time of year again.  The time when I run out of things to type about.  

The picture above it of Marcus Young.  Marcus sent us these pictures and mentioned the he rides with the Outcast motorcycle club....We love the Outcasts, they spend a lot of money with us. 

Oh, Marcus is wearing our Vintage Flag Neoprene Face Mask

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Do our Balaclava's fit skinny girls?

Do our Balaclava's fit skinny girls?  Yes, they do.  

Do you know what amazes me most about this picture?  How were able to find three young girls without tattoos on their legs?  I guess these girls are 12 or something. 

Monday, February 22, 2016

My motorcycle helmet is my best friend

Your motorcycle helmet is with you through all the best moments in your life. Can you say the same for your so-called friends?

Where were your friends there last weekend when you needed to ride your motorcycle to pick up lunch? Where were your friends when you drove home drunk and crashed your motorcycle? Where were your friends when it started raining and you wondered why you didn't buy a full face motorcycle helmet?

I mean, I get that your friends were actually there for most of those things, but it's still not like they were going to protect your head when you crash.

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Gieger Neoprene Face Mask

Your Gieger Neoprene Face Mask is with you through all the best moments in your life. Can you say the same for your so-called friends?

Where were your friends there last weekend when you got cold on that hike? Where were your friends when you needed to rob that bank? Where were your friends when you got that big zit?

I mean, I get that your friends were actually there for most of those things, but it's still not like they were covering your face like this Gieger Neoprene Face Mask.

• Vent Holes for Ears and Mouth
• Reversible to Solid Black
• Adjustable Velcro Closure Set of two ski masks protect ears, face, and neck Helps you keep warm in frigid weather, especially while skiing, snowboarding, or snowmobiling
• Made of neoprene and thermal materials Unisex One size fits most
• Can be worn with Goggles and Helmets
• One Size Fits Most
Gieger Neoprene Face Mask

Friday, February 19, 2016 Has Voted Schuberth M1 Motorcycle Helmet of the Year for Open-Face Category

The U.S. web magazine annually awards the prize of “Motorcycle Product of the Year” in several categories. Recently, the website announced the Schuberth M1 would receive the 2015 “Motorcycle Helmet of the Year” award for open-faced helmets.

Some of the reasons for the accolade included outstanding quality of manufacture, paint, overall construction, its liner, and optical quality of the sun visor and the face shield.

Furthermore, the invisible pre-installed microphones and speakers with the optional SRC-System, also impressed the testers. To top all of this off, the Schuberth M1 comes at a reasonable price point.

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Customer Mohawk and Horns Photo

Check out these awesome pictures that Joe Soucie sent us. Joe bought our Green Helmet Mohawk and Black Helmet Horns.  Join Joe and send us your photos today.

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Skull Face Mask

Skull Face Mask
We want to thank Harrison Waldron for sending in this cool picture wearing one of our skull neoprene face masks. 

I wonder if he is wearing our hoodie. 

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Legal Crap Our Lawyer Told us to Post

Thank you for your interest in Iron Horse Helmets!

We regret to inform you that Iron Horse Helmets and its personnel do not accept or consider unsolicited ideas, including, without limitation, ideas for new advertising campaigns, new promotions, new or improved products or technologies, product enhancements, processes, materials, marketing plans or new product names. Please do not submit any unsolicited ideas, original creative artwork, suggestions or other works in any form to Iron Horse Helmets or any of its employees. The sole purpose of this policy is to avoid potential misunderstandings or disputes when any of Iron Horse Helmet's products, services or marketing strategies might seem similar to ideas submitted to Iron Horse Helmets.

If, despite this request you still would like to submit ideas then regardless of what your email says, the following terms shall apply to your submissions:

You agree that: (1) your submissions and their contents will automatically become the property of Iron Horse Helmets, without any compensation to you; (2) Iron Horse Helmets may use or redistribute the submissions and their contents for any purpose and in any way, without any compensation to you; (3) there is no obligation for Iron Horse Helmets to review the submission; and (4) there is no obligation to keep any submissions confidential, and no confidential relation is established by or is to be inferred from your submissions or the consideration of your submissions by Iron Horse Helmets.

Thank you.

Monday, February 15, 2016

Anti Bernie Sanders Shirt

As many of you know, we posted our awesome Anti Bernie Sanders shirt yesterday.  Here it is again:

It seems like we pissed off a lot of Socialists.  In fact, John Boomer sent us an email saying "You are a (an) Ignorant retard if you actually believe this dumb shit."

Well John, Please view this picture:

These are all orders for our new "You will Lose less money with this Bernie shirt." Its seems like a lot of "ignorant retards" agree with us!!!

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Bernie Madoff Bernie Sanders Shirt

It is not every day that we make a shirt that I am proud of. Our new 2016 Anti-Bernie Sanders shirt rocks.   Here it is:
Anti Bernie Sanders Shirt

These tee shirts are available in eight different colors and seven (got that, SEVEN) sizes. Yes, we realize that some of you are no longer a fit and trim size 44 chest, so we're offering our awesome shirts in sizes up to triple XL. Choose your color, choose your size, choose your quantity. You Will Lose Less Money With This Bernie T-Shirt looks awesome on this shirt!!

Our direct to garment printed biker t-shirts are priced low enough that you could have a fresh one for every day of the every day of the week!

Friday, February 12, 2016

Chrome Skull Face Mask

Half Chrome Skull Neoprene Face MaskStare hard enough at the fabric of night,   
and if you're predisposed to dark—let’s say   
the window you’ve picked is a black
postage stamp you spend hours at,
sleepless, drinking gin after the I Love   
Lucy reruns have gone off—stare

like your eyes have force, and behind
any night’s taut scrim will come the forms   
you expect pressing from the other side.   
For you: a field of Half Chrome Skull Neoprene Face Masks, angled jaws
and eye-sockets, a zillion scooped-out crania.   
They’re plain once you think to look.

You know such fields exist, for criminals
roam your very block, and even history lists   
monsters like Adolf and Uncle Joe
who stalk the earth’s orb, plus minor baby-eaters   
unidentified, probably in your very midst. Perhaps   
that disgruntled mail clerk from your job

has already scratched your name on a bullet—that’s him   
rustling in the azaleas. You caress the thought,
for it proves there’s no better spot for you
than here, your square-yard of chintz sofa, hearing   
the bad news piped steady from your head. The night   
is black. You stare and furious stare,

confident there are no gods out there. In this way,   
you’re blind to your own eye’s intricate machine   
and to the light it sees by, to the luck of birth and all   
your remembered loves. If the Half Chrome Skull Neoprene Face Masks are there—
let’s say they do press toward you
against night’s scrim—could they not stare
with slack jawed envy at the fine flesh
that covers your scalp, the numbered hairs,   
at the force your hands hold?
Mary Karr, “Field of Skulls” from Viper Rum. Copyright © 1998 by Mary Karr.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Support your local Outlaws

Are you in a motorcycle club?  I'm not, but that is because I would not join a club that would have me as a member.

The Outlaws MC wanted face masks, but they did not want me as a member.  Oh well, you can't win them all.

Here are their Outlaw Masks.

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Motorcycle Helmet Care

Follow our care instructions for your motorcycle helmet. Use only the mildest soap recommended. Avoid any petroleum-based cleaning fluids, especially if you own a polycarbonate helmet. Exposure to strong cleaning agents can cause the motorcycle helmet to decompose and lose protective value.

Keep your motorcycle helmet's face shield clean. Normally, mild soap and water with a soft cloth will do the job. If it gets scratched, replace it. A scratched face shield can be difficult to see through. At night, it could dangerously distort your vision and your view of oncoming lights.

Your DOT (not novelty)motorcycle helmet looks tough and sturdy, but it should be handled as a fragile item. This means that you don't want to drop your motorcycle helmet onto hard surfaces (like pavement). It could ruin your motorcycle helmet. Remember that its function is to absorb impacts.

It is not wise to store motorcycle helmets near gasoline, cleaning fluids, exhaust fumes, or excessive heat. These factors can result in the degradation of motorcycle helmet materials, and often the damage goes unnoticed by the wearer (until you crash and die). Read the information that comes with the helmet so you know how to care for it.

Read the instructions about painting, decorating, pinstriping, or applying decals to your motorcycle helmet (it probably won't even mention it). Never hang your motorcycle helmet on the motorcycle's mirrors, turn signals, or backrest. The inner liner can easily be damaged from such handling. In fact, avoid carrying a spare helmet on your motorcycle, unless you're going to pick up a hot chick...Then it's worth the risk). Even the bumps and jarring from normal riding can damage a spare. If it is strapped near hot engine parts or exhaust pipes, the inner liner may distort or melt at the hot spot. The outer shell may not show the damage, but if you've seen the effects of a foam drink cup placed too near excessive heat, you can understand what happens.

When you take your motorcycle helmet off, find a flat, secure place for it. You could set it on the ground, secure it on a rack, or stow it on a shelf. On some bikes, putting it on the fuel tank may expose it to fumes. If you place it on the seat, make sure it won't fall off. If you plan to use a CB radio when you ride, find a model that doesn't require drilling speaker holes in the outer shell. Before you purchase your speakers, check with your state's laws regulating their use in helmets. Some states prohibit them.

Replacing Your Helmet

Replace your helmet if it was involved in a crash; it probably absorbed some impact shock. Some helmet manufacturers will inspect and, when possible, repair a damaged helmet. If you drop your helmet and think it might be damaged, take advantage of this service.

Most helmet manufacturers recommend replacing your helmet every two to four years. If you notice any signs of damage before then, replace it sooner.

Why replace your helmet every few years if it doesn't appear damaged? Its protective qualities may deteriorate with time and wear. The chin strap may fray or loosen at its attaching points; the shell could be chipped or damaged. The best reason is that helmets keep improving. Chances are that the helmet you buy in a couple of years will be better – stronger, lighter, and more comfortable – than the one you own now. It might even cost less!

Can't remember when you bought your present helmet? Check the chin strap or permanent labeling. Since 1974, all helmets must have the month and date of production stamped on it. If there's no date at all, you should definitely replace your helmet – now!

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Mustache Neoprene Half Face Mask

neoprene-half-face-mask-white-with-mustache.jpgOde to the Half Mustache Neoprene Face Mask

I was thinking today as I knocked back some beers,
That I’ve now had my mustache for thirty-two years!

I grew it in college my diary says,
And the last time I shaved it Dick Nixon was Prez!

It just didn’t look right when my face was all bare,
I felt almost naked, I needed some hair.

My upper lip is hidden, is that so unreal?
I can’t see my ass either, so what’s the big deal?

Yet I feel that I’ve deprived my lip of some fun,
It’s never been tanned by the California sun.

Nor felt a sea breeze coming off the Pacific,
But it’s been in some places that were just plain terrific.

I know that you’re thinking and I’m afraid that you’re wrong,
I’m keeping the mustache that I’ve had for so long.

It tickles my nose as a mustache will do, And someday if you’re lucky it may tickle yours too.
  • Neoprene material is wind and water resistant
  • Works great under a helmet, goggles or alone
  • Hook and loop closure is adjustable
  • One size fits most
  • Reversible to solid black side

Monday, February 8, 2016

Rubber Red Motorcycle Helmet Horns

red motorcycle helmet horns!

Check out our awesome red motorcycle helmet horns!
red motorcycle helmet hornsNow you can get your own Red Motorcycle Helmet Devil Horns for your Motorcycle and Scooter Helmets!

No need for anyone to customize your helmet and no need to permanently alter your helmet. These easily attach and detach to and from any motorcycle helmet. Just wet and stick the suction cups to any smooth part of your helmet, and you are ready to go.

* No Drilling, No Screwing, No Sticky Residue
* Removable & Reusable
* Will not damage your Helmet
* Flexible and soft
* Made from heavy red rubber
* Road tested on the road with 10 horns on for 1 hour for 80-125 km/h (49.7-77.6 MPH)...None fell off.
* Designed to stay on in the wind, yet come off with direct pressure. If they hit an external object or you crash they will come off instead of knocking you around.
* Light weight, 1 horn weights only 40 grams* Can be used as Devil Horns, Demon Horns, Animal Horns, Animal Tusks, Spikes, or anything you can think of.
* Available in Red, Black, Green, Pink, Orange and White.  Combined colors to make unique helmet designs

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Super Bowl Motorcycle Helmets

The Super Bowl is today and we want to show you these Super Bowl Motorcycle Helmets. They cost about $45 each.  Did you know that the Super Bowl got it's name from the Super Ball....The cool red ball that bounces.

Saturday, February 6, 2016

German Customs

Lothar Bertsch lives in Germany and ordered out Black Beard Face Mask. Here is a picture of it:

Lothar just wrote us an email , "Thanks for the quick shipment. The items are now with the German customs service. They want additional checking and some fees. I have to personally pick them up. Maybe your beard masks look too much "Taliban" to them ;-)."

We love it when customers have a sense of humor...Not like the pricks who email us blaming us that we sell Isis starter packs.

Friday, February 5, 2016

Fire Motorcycle Helmet Warhawk Mohawk

Fire Motorcycle Helmet Warhawk Mohawk
Fire Motorcycle Helmet Warhawks
The Fire Warhawk is Approximately 17" long. Talk about an attitude adjustment!! Try on our motorcycle helmet spikes. No drilling required. These spike strips come with two-sided industrial grade tape that becomes stronger with time. They are applied directly to the top of the helmet, just peel off and apply. Length is easily adjustable to your helmet with the use of scissors. All sales final due to the one-time application method. Helmet is obviously not included.. (Style being sold is pictured above)

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Satisfied Costumer

Hello! I bought a ski mask from you and was very satisfied! Not only did I use it as a prop in my music video which is #1 in the city of Milwaukee! But it's been getting me through the frigid Midwest cold. I wanted to share a cool picture and a link to my video which your product was featured in! Thank you for such a great transaction!

Dres x All Eyes On Me (Explicit Version)

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Iron Horse Helmets Photos

Here are some customer photos from Christmas presents:

Monday, February 1, 2016

Kids Face Mask

youth-camo-neoprene-face-maskThis is a youth camouflage neoprene face mask.  It will not fit me because I am over 40 and not a youth anymore.  But it just might fit that little person who likes to talk back to you and is never grateful.

I know that you know who I am talking about...Because I own two of them.  Sure, they will love it for about the first minute, but then they will just move on to the next item.  Maybe they will appreciate it when it is cold outside, but maybe not...You know how they are.

So, don't be pissed if you buy this for little Johnny and barely get a thank you!  Because, you are really buying it for yourself! Now you won't have to hear him bitch and moan about it being cold outside and his little nose being cold.  Tell him to toughen up and put on that Camouflage face mask you bought him...Or her.

Made of 70% neoprene and 30% polyester. ONE SIZE (SMALL) fits most with velcro strap closure, for kids.
Face measures 8 inches high, 20 inches long.
Reversible, piped edges for better fit.
Wind and water resistant material.
Soft, thin and warm material.
Hand washable.