Shirts? psh. When are you ever gonna have enough T-shirts? you know what kinda lessons today's Tshirts needs to teach the world's hitherto doomed generations? REAL STUFF, like how to weasel out of awkward social occasions, or how to eat a burrito while carrying a bunch of stuff, or how to brush your teeth without getting that gunk in the corners of your mouth. THAT'S how to shape the future.